Because instantly alienating a huge chunk of your demographic through offensive humour is the best way to sell soda pop. (x)
Fuck you, Dr. Pepper.
Right?
Like how is it not for women? Its soda this is why gendering products is always a fail.
I’m looking at you too Weight Watchers and how ya’ll got Charles Barkley in them commercials talking bout “lose like a man.” Acting like its only ok for men to use weight watchers because they can have burgers now.
He did do one of the ads in drag which was delightful but he was still talking about that “I can still eat man food like steak and pizza….” crap.
I had pizza today and I didn’t have to identify as male to do it.
Dr.Pepper ain’t all that anyway, thats why I mess with Mash.
It’s delightful.
Screw Dr. Pepper.
I’m having friends come over to my dad’s house tomorrow. I never thought this day would come, but it’s here and it is interesting. WE ARE GOING TO HAVE FUN. I GUARANTEE IT.







